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Cool whatsapp status
They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
There's Not Enough Time In The Day...Yet, I'm On Facebook.
My Car Doesn't Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
It's Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
When Your Alarm Doesn't Go Off.
When You Had Sex...But It Was Only A Dream.
When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn't Come With The Artwork.
My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They're Not Automatic.
My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
Cutting Myself While Shaving.
I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
I Have To Many Notifications.
I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet...There's Nothing On Tv!
The Volume On The Video I'm Watching Is Too Low And I Can't Turn It Up Anymore.
My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.
I Don't Know How To Play The Guitar.
Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
My Garage Door Opener Didn't Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
Record Your Voice Just For The Hell Of It. Think: "I Really Sound That Bad?"
Buy New Sneakers. Don't Even Want To Wear Them Outside. They're In Perfect Condition.
Grab A Tissue To Sneeze.Don't Have To Sneeze Anymore.
Load The Toothbrush With Paste. Tilt Hand Slightly, Paste Plops Off Into Sink.
One Pillow Isn't Enough. Two Pillows Is Just Too Much.
Laptop Ran Out Of Battery.Had To Go Upstairs To Find The Charger.
Bought To Many Groceries At The Supermarket. Have To Make Two Trips To Get Them All Inside.
Filling Out A Job Application. I Have To Print.
Going To Ride Bicycle To The Gym. It Started Raining So Now Have To Drive Car.
Hotel Made Up For Delayed Check In With Chocolate Covered Strawberries. Have No Fridge. So Had To Eat Them.
Alone In My Office. Hear Something From Other Room.
Bought My First $.00 App. It Keeps Crashing
Trying To Download An Ebook From My Library. Got The Audiobook Instead.
When I Was A Child, Shaving Once Every Month Was To Cool. Now That I Need To Shave Every Morning It Isn't So Fun...
Didn't Get On Facebook For Two Days. Miss An Invite To A Party.
My Friend Fluncked
All My Passwords Are On Autocomplete, So I Don't Know What They Are Anymore.
2 And A Half Minutes To Microwave My Food Is An Intolerable Amount Of Time When I'm Busy On The Internet.
My Pizza Box Is Too Awkwardly-Shaped For My Trash Can.
When I Take A Shower, The Shower Curtain Always Gets Blown Inward And Touches Me
I'm Broke, I've Lived Through 3 Years Of Drought, And Nearly All Of My Livestock Have
Died. Life Is Difficult In Farmville.